My mom, yelling across the house as she cleans out a box of my stuff:
"DO I HAVE TO SAVE THESE OLD MARIJUANA BUD JARS???"
Hahahah oh man
I was in a taco shop at like 4am and while i was waiting this girl and her friends walked by me to leave and the girl stops and is looking right at me and when we make eye contact she says “can i kiss you” and i was pretty drunk said yea and she kissed me and ran out
Anonymous asked: sorry..I thought her eyes resembled hers....
Oh my sister and i are stepsisters, we look nothing alike :p
Anonymous asked: Is that your sis?